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Thursday, 9 June 2016

Two's take a whipping and so does Sparky... with less resistance


Sparky had Eadey right where he wanted him

The Oulton Second team were in action up at the Spencer Copeland Ground again this weekend as they hosted highflying Porthill Park CC.

The day started well for Jake Eade’s men as they won the toss and elected to field against the Division Seven leaders.

The hosts bowled well enough up front with Danny (the Flying Carpet) Cutler and Ian (the Thin White Duke) Stretton claiming two wickets each at the top of the Oulton attack.

However Porthill’s engine room pumped harder than Cutler the bear later that evening to take their team to 209-7 from their 50 overs.

Mark (Sparky) Bates also somehow managed to pilfer himself as couple of wickets through grit, determination and a s*&t tonne of luck.

In response the O’s never really got going… but in their defence you will struggle when you suffer four ducks in the top six.

Only captain Eade (24), Bates (16) and Luke (Ginge) Evans (19) managed to scrape their way into double figures.

This piss poor batting performance meant that in the end Oulton succumbed to 108 all out in the 40th over.

We tried to get a word in with the skipper after the game but he looked too pre-occupied whipping himself as punishment in the showers.  

It got even worse for Eade when he turned round beaten and bloody and through the salty tears all he could see was a naked, aroused Sparky waiting to get involved with the whipping action.

Tough evening ahead…

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