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| Sparky had Eadey right where he wanted him |
The Oulton Second team were in action up at the Spencer
Copeland Ground again this weekend as they hosted highflying Porthill Park CC.
The day started well for Jake Eade’s men as they won the
toss and elected to field against the Division Seven leaders.
The hosts bowled well enough up front with Danny (the Flying
Carpet) Cutler and Ian (the Thin White Duke) Stretton claiming two wickets each
at the top of the Oulton attack.
However Porthill’s engine room pumped harder than Cutler the bear
later that evening to take their team to 209-7 from their 50 overs.
Mark (Sparky) Bates also somehow managed to pilfer himself
as couple of wickets through grit, determination and a s*&t tonne of luck.
In response the O’s never really got going… but in their
defence you will struggle when you suffer four ducks in the top six.
Only captain Eade (24), Bates (16) and Luke (Ginge) Evans
(19) managed to scrape their way into double figures.
This piss poor batting performance meant that in the end
Oulton succumbed to 108 all out in the 40th over.
We tried to get a word in with the skipper after the game
but he looked too pre-occupied whipping himself as punishment in the showers.
It got even worse for Eade when he turned round beaten and
bloody and through the salty tears all he could see was a naked, aroused Sparky
waiting to get involved with the whipping action.
Tough evening ahead…

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